Moonman's Mistress

Your cleanest much to the moon!

We've gone to the moon and back to ensure our hand-crafted treats are not only clean for your body, but also taste worthy. All of our ingredients are intelligently chosen, locally sourced & quality tested to provide you with the healthiest medicinal edible available. So, whether you have dietary restrictions or simply gravitate towards high quality ingredients, you can trust Moonman's Mistress to deliver the cleanest and most delicious munch to the moon!

Why do we EAT “CLEAN”?

Clean eating is a lifestyle choice. It is NOT a diet. This lifestyle focuses on eating whole, unrefined foods

Our edibles are similar in taste (if not better!) to the comfort foods you love, but are still truly healthy for your body. 

We take pride in our lengthy processes to develop each product. Ultimately, this allows us to guarantee quality, taste, freshness and safety through carefully chosen ingredients. 

Why are we PALEO -CENTRIC?

Let’s first explain what “PALEO” means. This diet is based on what our ancestors ate - quality meat, fish, vegetables and fruit. Dairy, grains, legumes and processed foods are not allowed since they cause inflammation and create hormonal imbalances.

This lifestyle is based on eating real, whole, unprocessed food to promote optimal health. (Yes, this is CLEAN eating!)

Because we aim to provide clean and healthy edibles, we’ve chosen the Paleo route. Much of what the diet offers is friendly for those with major dietary restrictions.

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